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$NANA

The most emotionally unstable fruit-themed token in the jungle. No utility. No roadmap. Just a banana that's going through it.

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tap the banana. see what happens. we are not responsible.
Bananas slapped: 0  |  Current mood: curious
// the lore

WAT?

One day a banana achieved sentience in the back of a fruit bowl. It was not ready for what it saw. It has not been the same since.

$NANA is a tribute to that banana โ€” and to every banana that has ever been left on a counter for nine days, judged at a smoothie bar, or peeled with excessive force.

There is no whitepaper. There is a banana, and the banana has feelings.

  • ๐ŸŒ 100% organic chaos
  • ๐Ÿฅด Mood changes every slap
  • ๐Ÿ’ Endorsed by zero monkeys
  • ๐Ÿ“‰ Financial advice: none given
// the numbers (made up)

NANANOMICS

9,000,000,000Total Bananas
0%Tax (we forgot)
โˆžPotassium
3Bananas in the team wallet
14Times peeled today
100%Unhinged
// gift shop

MERCH

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"I Got Slapped" Tee

For survivors only

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Bruised Cap

One size, many moods

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Peel Socks

Slips off easy. Like the brand.